december December 8 The birth of Blake December 7 Blood & herbs December 5 Despair December 4 Late baby blues December 3 Clench December 1 Effaced, dilated november November 30 Bells November 28 Basking November 27 A bad mood preserved for the ages November 24 The hole in the Rings November 23 Discombobulated November 20 Silver Age Rocketbride November 18 November spawned a monster November 17 New space November 15 Home & moving & home again November 13 Food November 12 Green sheets for Sprouts November 11 Day 2 of being alone above FCN November 10 Tired & heartsore November 9 Drunk girls are sexy...so are knocked up girls November 8 Blog November 7 I thought I'd have a better time November 3 The Quacking Turtle November 2 Good! Weird! Sleepy! November 1 Calming down & freaking out october October 31 Punky Pregnant Lady & the Big Bee October 25 Soup B October 24 Lamb Circus October 21 All of the reasons for the sad October 20 The Procrastination List October 19 Feminism & motherhood (yip!) October 18 "There's a baby in there!" October 14 Slacksgiving October 12 Hello panic my old friend October 11 Thanksbrooding October 10 Shambles of a week October 7 She puts the insane into the asylum October 6 Almost sick enough October 5 Eating trash/dealing with same October 4 ...and I'm welcome no more... October 2 Voting is hawt October 1 My crummy day off september September 30 Going away September 29 Yaaaar! September 27 A short-lived relief September 26 FCN makes her move September 21 Completion! Change! Schemes! Cop-outs! September 20 Anatomy of a loony + several old photos September 19 The old days September 17 Excuses, spines & silly movies September 14 Bob & Sparrow get married; I {heart} Regina September 11 Backpain & false labour September 10 The desk has no answers for me September 8 Superior logic September 7 And we loved it September 6 Happy! And several of the other dwarves. September 3 Live from the English Office august August 31 Bella Morte! August 30 Neil Gaiman! August 28 The son & daughter of Pool Party! August 27 The Chocolate Mimbo: a photo essay August 25 17 short stories about Chicago August 20 Isn't it nice? August 18 Pool party! August 16 Annoyed & overheated August 15 Blackout 2003 at the Zoo August 13 Boogie woogie back ache August 10 Birthday Picture Parade, part 2! August 9 27 August 7 Human Rights Diva! August 6 A new vanity machine August 5 O Fortuna August 4 Javinapalooza: part two August 4 Javinapalooza: part one july July 31 Slack Recap July 27 Pram or prat? July 25 Milk. Mi-ilk. Mi-ilk! July 24 It's time for Coke & sodomy July 23 The New Normal July 21 The Miracle Sprout Diet July 19 Abuse July 18 Two good things July 17 We have met the medicine cabinet, and it is us July 16 Hills July 15 Dance comfort July 14 Word pressure & the B-H Blues July 12 Test irritation & chest confusion July 11 It's a foolish man who shows no fear at a glass of Garnet's home made beer (a.k.a Home for a rest) July 6 StanFest VII: Day 3 July 5 StanFest VII: Day 2 July 4 StanFest VII: Day 1 July 3 Magnetic Phil & the Tyranny of Angry Driving Guy July 2 Ultra-cool june June 30 Weary bullets June 27 C. Thomas Flood washes out June 24 This next song's a cautionary tale June 23 The Small List of Kinda Bad Things June 22 Schrödinger's Sprat June 20 Worthy of Death June 19 Impotent rage June 18 Bitter imaginary dialogue June 16 Learn to flip burgers June 15 The book! June 14 The Killjoy is incompatible with the party room June 13 A big helping of crazy June 9 Now? June 8 The weekend of doing stuff June 7 Gross things in my mouth June 5 The hot baby sound June 4 I'd never wait in a line-up again! June 3 Ridiculously early June 1 Looking preganant & Liberal guilt may May 31 Be your own broom May 27 Lub dub May 26 Weird Things People Tell You When You're Pregnant May 23 Death is your gift May 21 To Dreamland Through Industry May 18 Kareoke king May 17 Days of Bread & Roses May 15 Panic on the streets of Hogsboro May 14 Mindless bivavle May 13 Sweaty screamy nightmares May 12 Scrub this! May 11 The one in which we give'r May 8 Baby blogs May 7 Basement bound May 3 Correct measure of force bacon May 2 Season of the witch april April 30 Married to Level 7 April 28 My only sunshine April 27 Bowel buddies April 26 Kick ass kareoke April 22 The wellspring of joy April 18 Seasick on land April 17 Cute chickens April 16 Changes like stormclouds April 10 Over by this time tomorrow April 7 Sybaritic... April 6 Punch drunk April 4 Fear & a few small victories march March 29 I really *am* the WWT March 26 Another Eliot "pastiche" March 25 Perceptions... March 22 Monkey Makeovers March 20 Doom n' gloom March 18 I came back for this?! The Nederlands March 8-16: Tales from 's Gravenhage. 7 days of fun in the Low Countries...with pictures & pannekoeken to tempt the stubbornest patron! March 9 Memorial March 8 Done for now March 6 The way that girl drinks beer March 4 I put the 'Tuesday' in 'Fat Tuesday.' No, wait... March 3 The bride of redacted March 2 Deathbed february February 28 Why I mourn February 25 What can Weezer teach me about decision making? February 24 Not an ounce! February 22 Bee and Bunny - how can that be? February 19 Save Our Lakes? February 17 Tisiphone Two Cakes February 16 Go for it! February 9 Butternut & pumpkin February 6 Taking myself to 28 February 5 Shut-down February 4 Sucking shifty smoke February 3 The ice cream and hot fudge portion of my day january January 30 Foolish notariety (do I have any other kind?) January 27 Come play my game; I'll test ya January 26 Black Cock Down! January 25 Frag. New paragraph. January 18 Graceful as a hog on ice skates January 15 This place is death with walls January 13 Awash in a sea of bribery January 12 Boatshow! January 7 Lentils & understanding January 4 Yee! January 1 "Who f---ing asked you, you f---ing fruit target?"