december December 31 Mucous machine December 30 Lazy December 29 Stomping Grounds December 21 Student assessment December 20 A royal visit December 19 ...clown'll eat me December 16 I suppose there must be somethings money can't buy December 15 Ringmaster for the first time December 11 Teacher talk December 9 But what does Revelations think? December 5 The eternal question December 4 Don't ride in taxis, ride on top of them! December 2 The elixir that restores the world november November 30 Trauma! November 28 High as a kite, people! Goofballs! November 27 The policy of truth November 26 Cosmic #1 November 24 Got a head on my shoulders November 23 I met a boy who'd been through one of your sessions November 20 Poems from my jean jacket November 18 Verdict November 17 The night it was almost too hard to breathe November 16 Not worth the loneliness November 15 Rotten November 13 The reason nuns can stick it out November 11 So political November 6 Snowman in the kitchen, the cat's in the bush November 5 I see no reason that horrors like these should                       ever be forgot November 4 Scent November 3 Shine, shine November 1 Innocent when she dreams october October 30 ...and knowing when to throw it out October 29 Knowing when to pack it in October 26 Crunch time? October 24 Psychobabble October 23 Anger & alcohol October 21 Fighting the tide of lameness October 19 Guilt that smells like tuna October 16 Vox nouveau October 15 Nodded off October 14 One meatloaf past eerie October 10 State of me October 9 The operant syllable is the first October 3 Decaying glory October 2 Hausfrau september September 30 "Just watch me." September 29 My road seems dark as night... September 25 That's why I'm happy when it rains September 23 Live from the laptop September 22 Just a little raincloud September 21 Poetry corner September 18 "We'll eat a lot of broccoli & drink a lot of beer" September 17 Babble September 15 Calloo callay. Yeah. September 14 Mad as hell September 13 That darn cat September 12 More than one Lassie September 11 Scraped up September 10 Journey September 8 Pour your misery down... September 7 The joy & the laughter September 6 All those emails from Game! Gone!! September 5 Cranky folks September 4 Running up that hill September 3 Bring on the leg-cramp! September 2 Not pregnant September 1 Standing in line, again august August 31 Getting our earth aligned August 30 The Big Bitch Cross-Canada Moving Blowout 2000:                   Part the Second August 29 The Big Bitch Cross-Canada Moving Blowout 2000:                   Part the First August 28 "Everyone knows now that every night now                   will be Stephen's last night in town..." August 27 Sick (again) August 26 Samsara August 25 crap August 24 Honeymoon at the Falls August 20 The Wedding: the chaotic revel, part 2 August 20 The Wedding: the chaotic revel, part 1 August 20 The Wedding itself August 19 Getting married August 17 Losing money like spit from a baby August 16 Clean, you know what I mean... August 15 Fun! August 14 Trip to the peelers, predictable results August 11 File a complaint with Ordu, then August 10 Pieces of me August 9 Birthday Queen August 8 "It only takes a moment." August 7 Dance Cave shenanigans August 6 Ancient guilt August 5 Austin still likes me August 4 "The Muskatel Musketeer..." August 3 Ever-present need for industrial sleaze August 2 La famiglia August 1 Operation Shoe july July 29 Bits & pieces July 28 I go and I sit on my own... July 27 Getting stuff squared away July 26 Bobby Fuckin' Orr? July 24 Victorian whore part 2 July 23 Bah July 21 All over the city like a fungus July 17 Just plain pissed July 15 "The first boy I kissed ended up in a coma" July 14 Least incrimination possible July 13 An even littler princess than me July 12 I eat crow July 11 Leviathan July 10 Looking for a good time July 9 Wedding hells July 8 Dancing & lying July 7 Scabs July 6 "Maybe it's time to quit." July 5 And sometimes I despair... July 4 Coloured lights can hypnotize... July 3 Turn me loose... june June 23 Very personal outpouring for no discernable reason June 21 ...unto the least of them June 19 Two more months of sin June 18 Surfgoth masquerade June 15 Rebuilding June 14 Quest for oddly-named bookshelves ends inconclusively June 13 Presents & heartache June 8 Oh dear June 7 No more monkeys jumping on the bed! June 6 Marriage, The Celebration & Blessing of June 5 Lots to catch up on may May 31 Korrelation May 30 Julie Gloom gloom May 24 If May 23 Get your damn dirty ape hands off of me!! May 19 (hidden.) May 17 Fetish countdown May 15 Eh. May 14 Dinner & slight disappointment May 13 Clowning around May 10 Bitter bride-to-be May 9 Aftermath May 8 Birthday Boy april April 30 All the pigs are all lined up... April 27 A cavalcade of stolen souls April 26 Dirk will always be mine, bitch! April 25 Doomed, most likely April 24 Discomfortia, Hail! Goddess of Binding Clothes! April 23 Daving it up April 19 Ah Ramona. If there was only something between us               other than our clothes. April 18 Airport presents and tales of woe April 10 Another hiatus? April 9 Adore me April 8 Dark pits of darkness April 6 Down east April 5 Dark Inheritance April 4 Dirktoberfest march March 31 They really like me! March 30 "I have stamps." March 29 The less-than-famous "restored" entry March 28 Trauma bomb March 27 "Go to the line that says Settings..." March 24 Not looking for a cure March 22 Eating opium; contemplating family March 21 It's finally over March 16 Happiness is easy March 15 "Mumble mumble Galilee" March 14 Can-smut March 13 Tantalizing gifts from older men I meet online March 10 You're only a Boston Terrier with a lot of technology! March 6 Only a little closer to Bridesmaid apotheosis March 5 Love & yard work March 3 There's a place where we can meet february February 29 Do you like pineapple? February 28 I reveal my secret blood drinking agenda February 27 Murphy February 25 Anxiety February 24 My body only exists to taunt me February 21 I descend into self-parody February 20 Plans awry! February 16 Sex(ism) February 15 Semi-triumphant return February 14 Ike's sorry, baby February 11 Something's rotten in the state...no...the town... February 10 Blood & despair February 9 Lindy hop February 8 You kiss your mother with that mouth?! February 7 Idiocy February 6 Let the motherf*cker burn... February 3 Mailing list musings january January 31 More "amusing" dialogue than you could                   shake a stick at January 28 We need a bottle of Corona, STAT!! January 27 A waffle worth missing the bus for January 24 ...glad... January 23 Sad January 20 Oblig. Bladerunner reference January 17 I don't like Mondays January 15 "It's alright" January 14 I'm so petty January 13 Swollen up on righteousness January 12 Dye my eyes & call me pretty January 10 Can ya feel it?? January 9 Holographic Groove Entry; accurately created January 7 "Kiss my face and slap me on my hands..." January 5 "The Neapse's sufferings are chronic                   It lives exclusively on tonic." January 3 Nobody likes a math geek