To: the ad executives working for Coca Cola

Okay. What the fuck is with the Diet Coke commercial where the woman moves the cubicle closer to the pop machine & rubs herself all over the attractive male employee?? Just think about that for a half-second - if it was a commercial showing a man rubbing himself all over a female co-worker, would that not be sexual exploitation? Why is it okay for a girl to do it? And don't give me any different-but-equal crap; I'm a difference feminist but that's too far.

I just hope that the next commercial in your sequence stays true to life & shows the same character drinking Diet Coke at an arraignment, just before a judge slaps her with a restraining order. Because, as your ad campaign points out, "it's your life." Even if you lead it from a distance of 100 feet.

(ahhh, commercial critiques...the lowest form of social commentary...)